If you’re over the stuffy, slow-moving walking tours, check out this politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam. Get ready for a city history lesson—with bad language, bad jokes, and a little bit of madness. You’ll travel from Centraal Station to the Bloemenmarkt to the Rembrandt Museum and more, traveling through the eras having a wicked inappropriate time.

Easy meetup with your irreverent guide at Centraal Station
Dive into Amsterdam history—with humor, bad language, and bad jokes
See Begijnhof, Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna, and many more iconic spots
Limited to 15 travelers, you'll get a fun, small-group adventure

What's Included

Local Guide

Meeting And Pickup

Meeting point

I amsterdam Visitor Centre
De Ruijterkade 28, 1012 AA Amsterdam, Netherlands
GVB building - Centraal station. Guide will be OUTSIDE with a mini yellow flag! (Next to Café-Restaurant Loetje)

Start time

12:00 pm

End point

Waag
Nieuwmarkt 4, 1012 CR Amsterdam, Netherlands

What To Expect

Centraal Station

25 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Cafe Karpershoek

15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna

10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Dam Square & Damstraat

20 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Begijnhof

15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Museum Het Rembrandthuis

15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Amsterdam Museum

15 minutes • Admission Ticket Not Included

Bloemenmarkt

5 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

In de Waag

25 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Additional Info

Confirmation will be received at time of booking
Wheelchair accessible
Stroller accessible
Service animals allowed

Near public transportation
Most travellers can participate
This tour/activity will have a maximum of 15 travellers

Cancellation Policy

You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the experience for a full refund.

For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the experience’s start time.
If you cancel less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
Any changes made less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time will not be accepted.

Cut-off times are based on the experience’s local time.
This experience requires a minimum number of travellers. If it’s cancelled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund.

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Maya died Amsterdam

Denise_C, June 2023

Maya was an incredible guide. Her enthusiasm and wry observations were delightful. She provided a perspective that was irreverent and astute. The tour was full of anecdotes and helpful tips on seeing the city.

Maja was a really nice guide and we Gas a lot of fun! 😃

Birgit_N, May 2023

We had a trip through Amsterdam City and visited places, which we would not have find so easy by ourselves. ☺️ It was great and very interesting.

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