Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT)

Amsterdam, Netherlands
Likely to Sell Out

From USD 3.27

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Free cancellation
Up to 24 hours in advance.
  • 2 hours 30 minutes (approx.)
  • Mobile ticket
  • Offered in: English


If you’re over the stuffy, slow-moving walking tours, check out this politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam. Get ready for a city history lesson—with bad language, bad jokes, and a little bit of madness. You’ll travel from Centraal Station to the Bloemenmarkt to the Rembrandt Museum and more, traveling through the eras having a wicked inappropriate time.
  • Easy meetup with your irreverent guide at Centraal Station
  • Dive into Amsterdam history—with humor, bad language, and bad jokes
  • See Begijnhof, Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna, and many more iconic spots
  • Limited to 15 travelers, you'll get a fun, small-group adventure

What's Included

  • Local Guide

    Meeting And Pickup

    Meeting point

    • I amsterdam Visitor Centre
      De Ruijterkade 28, 1012 AA Amsterdam, Netherlands

      GVB building - Centraal station. Guide will be OUTSIDE with a mini yellow flag! (Next to Café-Restaurant Loetje)

    Start time

    12:00 pm

    End point

    • Waag
      Nieuwmarkt 4, 1012 CR Amsterdam, Netherlands

    What To Expect

    Centraal Station

    25 minutesAdmission Ticket Free

    Cafe Karpershoek

    15 minutesAdmission Ticket Free

    Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna

    10 minutesAdmission Ticket Free

    Dam Square & Damstraat

    20 minutesAdmission Ticket Free


    15 minutesAdmission Ticket Free

    Museum Het Rembrandthuis

    15 minutesAdmission Ticket Free

    Amsterdam Museum

    15 minutesAdmission Ticket Not Included


    5 minutesAdmission Ticket Free

    In de Waag

    25 minutesAdmission Ticket Free

    Additional Info

    • Confirmation will be received at time of booking
    • Wheelchair accessible
    • Stroller accessible
    • Service animals allowed
    • Near public transportation
    • Most travellers can participate
    • This tour/activity will have a maximum of 15 travellers

    Cancellation Policy

    You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the experience for a full refund.

    • For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the experience’s start time.
    • If you cancel less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
    • Any changes made less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time will not be accepted.
    • Cut-off times are based on the experience’s local time.
    • This experience requires a minimum number of travellers. If it’s cancelled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund.

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    Maya died Amsterdam
    Denise_C, June 2023
    Maya was an incredible guide. Her enthusiasm and wry observations were delightful. She provided a perspective that was irreverent and astute. The tour was full of anecdotes and helpful tips on seeing the city.
    Maja was a really nice guide and we Gas a lot of fun! 😃
    Birgit_N, May 2023
    We had a trip through Amsterdam City and visited places, which we would not have find so easy by ourselves. ☺️ It was great and very interesting.

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